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UNBEATABLE

un·beat·a·ble (ŭn-bē'tə-bəl)
–adjective
1. incapable of being beaten; impossible to defeat: an unbeatable soccer team.
2. of surpassingly good quality; excellent: an unbeatable combination of brains, bodies and talent. of that hwachong soccer girls.

HWA CHONG SOCCER GIRLS
TEAM 2008/09

ALL POWER ON THE LOOSE
BEWARE

02 February, 2009

Ze Intrepid Reporter is back!

To start off this exciting Lunar New Year, zis reporter is glad to bring u some very interesting news...

ze HC girls soccer team has gone through a arduous thinking process and have come up with a team......MASCOT! zis mascot will hopefully serve to bring ze team lots of luck in the coming times...

however, since we have anticipated your desire in joining zis great decision-making moment for such an honourable team, we have decided to carry out an event... Zis event has taken ze world by storm, with its effective and reliable method of getting needed information. It is also recognised by major companies and they have also deployed large amount of their workforce to carry out zis event year after year...
Presenting to you, the One and ONLY SURVEY of ze year :)

Survey title: How much do thee like ze chosen HC soccer girls mascot?

Background Info:

--> ze Mascot:

--> another shot of ze mascot:

--> yet another of ze mascot:

what wonderful shots they are!!!

Questions:

Question 1) How do you feel about ZE MASCOT?

Reaction A) OMG! It is just bee-you-ti-fool! Just look at ze wonderful symmetry of colours! Black, white and just ze right touch of red! What passion! What art! Oh! My heart is beating furiously in my chest to signify my wondrous amour for it!!! Oh, my darling...when will you be mine? My heart yearns for ze day when you and i can be ONE! oh oh!... (to be continued on in a irritating French accent with lots of spouting of poems and love sonnets...)

Note: the speech above is accompanied by a lip smacking gesture... [1) Display your right hand in an action which involves putting all 5 fingers together to point upwards. 2) place the hand next to your pursed lips. 3) Move your hand away in a horizontal diagonally right direction while separating your fingers. 4) Accompany action 3 with a loud "muack" ] If one does not get the action, then too bad...

Reaction B) i luuved the legs n hands...they r a nice touch to the mascot and signify the use of hands and legs in the game of soccer. They also have a deeper meaning...In soccer, one must achieve Soccer-lightenment, with one becoming 1 with the ball...when one's mind, body and soul are 1 with the ball, then one can move with the ball when one has the ball...similarly, when one is 1 with the ball, then the opponents will find it very very very difficult to seperate one from one's ball... (yadah yadah yadah, blahblahblah...One must accompany the speech in a very enlightened tone and have a uplifted expression on one's face. If possible, sit down in a Zen-like position and arranged hands in Zen-like gestures...)

Reaction C)
It's...erm...ok...erm...i...think...it...looks...quite...erm...nice...but...erm...still...got...room...for...erm...improvement...erm...yeah...n...erm...

Reaction D) yucks!

Note: If you chose ze option D, please visit ze HC soccer team on their off-training days for some "Self-Defense" lessons... As they say, ze best type of knowledge comes from experience...( hint hint!)

Question 2)

--> refer to Question 1.

Question 3)

--> refer to Question 2.

Question 4)

--> refer to Question 3.

Question 5)

--> refer to Question 4.

Thanks for doing zis survey! We hope that u had a fun time doing it and have learnt more about ze HC girls soccer team in the process :)

Bye! :)

-Ze Intrepid Reporter signing off...

11:13 PM

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