UNBEATABLE
un·beat·a·ble (ŭn-bē'tə-bəl)
–adjective
1. incapable of being beaten; impossible to defeat: an unbeatable soccer team.
2. of surpassingly good quality; excellent: an unbeatable combination of brains, bodies and talent. of that hwachong soccer girls.
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HWA CHONG SOCCER GIRLS
TEAM 2008/09
ALL POWER ON THE LOOSE
BEWARE
TEAM 2008/09
ALL POWER ON THE LOOSE
BEWARE
09 November, 2008
pssst... the intrepid reporter is back after a long hiatus to report on some disturbing news...on the 4th of Nov, a group if girls from the HC girls soccer team made a startling and disturbing discovery...
this discovery is nothing short of shocking, horrifying and whatever words with similar meanings you can think of...imagine their horror when they heard it...yes, IT! the heart-trembling, tremors-inducing, breathe-taking (erm, not in a good way, if u get wadimean...)...SOUND! yes THE sound...lemme start from the beginning...
it was a hot day, 10.30 am to be precise...(actually it's a rough estimation due to the lack of a watch by this intrepid reporter...) 5 girls were playing a match, a 3 v 3 match with THE MAN himself...yes, the all powerful COACH. this was due to the sudden dizziness by the 6th member who was there, leaving a gaping hole in one of the teams' lineup... THE MAN himself stepped in to bring up the numbers... (HEY, dont fall asleep! the discovery is coming!)
the match was exciting, both sides fought for goals... trying to avoid doing the push-ups that were threatened by THE MAN... n it was then, the intrepid reporter attempted to pull one over THE MAN with her teammate, snatching the ball from him...when the gastric juice inducing sound came... THE SOUND!
it came like a tsunami, caused by an earthquake in the south china sea that measured 9.8 on the Richter scale (if it was 10, Singapore would have been no more...)...that was in turn caused by the plates shifting and rubbing against each other, causing huge built-up of pressure that is finally released when...okok u get what i mean...
back to the point at hand, THE SOUND came crashing down on us like some giant chunk of road from the Nicoll Highway collapse, causing us to shiver in our shoes...oh my, i had nightmares for several days after...
THE SOUND would have been perfect in the scariest of all horror movies...the mother of all horror movies...it was terrifying, goosebumps-inducing...(any substitution for inducing?)...seriously, if THE SOUND was marketed near Halloween period, top dollars would have been placed to bid for it, as a result of the price inelastic demand curve of the product, leading to a shortage (the reporter DID NOT do well for her econs promos...)...the maker of THE SOUND would have easily become a millionaire...no kidding, no exaggeration..
so what was THE SOUND, and who was the producer of it... i'll leave it till the next post... till then!
JUST KIDDING! ;D
The producer was...*drumrolls*... yes, THE MAN himself, COACH! and the sound... psst, come closer, was his...WICKED WITCH LAUGHTER!!! OMG, i cowered beneath my desk while typing this...
for this report, the intrepid reporter has to go into hiding for a week in a rural area of China... for more updates, check this blog regularly...
Signing off,
the self-sacrificing INTREPID REPORTER!
11:34 AM
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